Jack Sparrow

This morning i had to clean my room (mommies order) and i find this teddybear and i 3pointered it into the bin. Then my sister called nina (she lives in the basement and sells vhs tapes that she borrowed from this neighbourkid called simon) and took it out the bin again. I yelled at her: "thats my fucking teddy, give it back and gfy stupid!".

Then, my cousin redhead vinnie (that his nickname because this one time he almost choked himself when he swallowed 1 silver coin because he got mad at the dog for laughing at his tiny cock) came in and told us this awesome story about this dumbass guy who bought some nickels at a coinshow thinking it was jack sparrows golden buttnugget. He put them in a safe and because of his drinking he complete forgot about it but found them years later. Then he went in this thing called internet (his trailer is the most advanced on our park, even has running water sometimes) and pretended to be a millionair and he would solve workd hunger for pornodudes.

Then! I remembered putting my 100k dollar slingshot in the teddybear.

Darnit, i almost forgot about it. I got a chainsaw and after 7 hours of hard work together with cousin cho.. erm vinnie, my gf daizy and sis nina we managed to get the slingshot out.

Then. I dumped my gf daizy, she was a worthless little whore that couldnt be trusted anyways, because well.. Im ginna ve a billionair soon.

Moral of this story: dont believe teddybears!