The true story of Thanksgiving is socialism failed. Of course we showed them (the Native Americans) gratitude! We shared our bounty with them, not because we didn't know how to make it. It was because we first failed as socialists. Only when we turned capitalists did we have plenty. The Indians didn't teach us capitalism.
good ol' Rush Limbaugh, always willing to entertain us.
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