Originally Posted by Far-L

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Today a helpless kitten was saved after it became stuck in a tree. Firefighters spent over three hours trying to rescue the kitten and were ready to give up and let nature take its course; however, the sight of poor five year old suzy in tears moved the brave and heroic fire crew, inspiring one final attempt to rescue the fluffy little creature.

Unfortunately, just after being handed the mewing kitten, poor Suzy walked behind the firetruck as it was backing up. She was was killed instantly along with the kitten. Services will be held this afternoon at GFY.com...