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Okay, here's some tips that will help your business 'Girl:
CHANGE THAT FUCKING HORRID JOIN PAGE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO the fuck would actually, you know, JOIN such a site? My GOD - let's make the top four pictures fucking clickable. Brilliant. Oh - and WHERE do those thumbs go? NO-fucking-WHERE, that's where. Idiotic.
Hey, let's give the surfer FOUR OPTIONS!!! People love choice, right? RIGHT?
NO - people are PARALYZED by choice. Give them ONE processor option and silently cascade the fucking rest. Most surfers wouldn't know the differance between CCBill, Epoch, Scott Zambaio or Joe's Buttfuck Credit Card Shack.
TOO MUCH CHOICE PARALYZES CONSUMERS.
Oh I could go on and on and....listen 'Girl: before you go busitng any processor's ass, like you are wont to do, make sure you have your basic ducks in a row, Join-page-wise. If I can take 3 seconds and find x# of problems instantly (barriers to JOINING) then how can you blame ANY processer?
Oh - and here's my FAVORITE: Come on GFY to complain about CCBill's ineffectiveness and don't list CCBill FIRST in your mind-numbing array of processor options. Yeah, list them THIRD then come here expecting some CCBill love. Har-di-har-har.
Fuck you, pay me - for fixing your fucking business.
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