In St Francis, Kansas, where there is a large German speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben da reingeschissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.')
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more water!"
