not me
this idiot!
EUGENE, Ore. (AP) ? An Oregon man has officially changed his name to Captain Awesome.
The former Douglas Allen Smith Jr. is a Lane County native and a 2002 graduate of Willamette High School in Eugene.
But The Register-Guard reports he officially became Captain Awesome last month, when a Lane County Circuit Court judge approved his name change petition.
He says the name change was inspired by the nickname for a character on the television show "Chuck," an NBC action series.