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Old 12-13-2010, 08:31 AM  
beerptrol
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I guess I'll have to start my own MLM. For 59.99 a month you get a new fancy stapler(retails for $1.00) and access to my knowledge database(which anyone can scrape together in little time).

Use these key phrases when you promote this MLM!

Remember this is only a few months old... very new, thats why this is such a hot tip.
My friends above me in the system get large checks each month LIKE CLOCKWORK.
I researched this shit for an entire week
It's not a scam
Like you I was to lazy to get off my ass and work, with this MLM there is no work involved. It sells itself!
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