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Old 12-16-2010, 07:28 AM  
CurrentlySober
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I attended a talk like that once. Or at least I tried too...

They wouldn't let me in the building because I was 'inappropriately dressed'... All I was wearing was my boxer shorts...

I protested and told them I was infact dressed completely appropriately for the event. They asked why...

My answer?













I suffer from premature ejaculation, so why are you surprised that I have come in my pants?


Boy, did the security laugh... Before beating me to within an inch of my life...
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