I attended a talk like that once. Or at least I tried too...
They wouldn't let me in the building because I was 'inappropriately dressed'... All I was wearing was my boxer shorts...
I protested and told them I was infact dressed completely appropriately for the event. They asked why...
My answer?
I suffer from premature ejaculation, so why are you surprised that I have come in my pants?
Boy, did the security laugh... Before beating me to within an inch of my life...
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