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Old 12-16-2010, 10:46 AM  
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Picture the scene.

An Air Koryo jet is moving down the runway in Pyongyang, North Korea.

Suddenly it stops and goes back to the gate.

After a two-hour delay, it finally takes off.

A passenger asks: ?So, what was the problem??

The steward replies: ?The pilot was bothered by the fact that the engine didn?t sound right. So we took immediate action. It took a couple of hours to replace the pilot.?
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