Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I attended a talk like that once. Or at least I tried too...

They wouldn't let me in the building because I was 'inappropriately dressed'... All I was wearing was my boxer shorts...

I protested and told them I was infact dressed completely appropriately for the event. They asked why...

My answer?













I suffer from premature ejaculation, so why are you surprised that I have come in my pants?


Boy, did the security laugh... Before beating me to within an inch of my life...