Originally Posted by Si

I hate public toilets, so when I absolutely have to use them for number 2's I always try and go to the furthest trap from the door.

You know what I mean? you go through the door and head as far down as possible, right to the end.

Now the other day at the mall, I really had to go! I was touching cloth, barely able to keep it in, so I got into the toilets, and even though it was basically empty I still headed right to the far end to get "out of the way" kinda thing.

I was just getting started and some other dude walks in and even though it was empty he ends sitting in the loo right next to me while I'm trying to go!

Then all of a sudden he starts talking to me!

"Hey buddy how's it going?"

So I said "I'm good thanks"

Then he asks...

"Weather has been crap hasn't it?"

So I said "yeah it has"

Then he asks me..

"So how's ya dad?"

I thought, how the fuck do you know my dad?

And I replied, "he's good, been busy working"

Next I see this head appear over the top of the cubicle and the guy yells at me

"Do you mind I'm on the fucking phone!"