Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

So today I stop by my business partner's house in a nice middle class neighborhood. He isn't home, so I call him, and he says he'll be there in two minutes. So I step outside my Benz and light up a cigarette. His neighbor walks out, and asks me why I'm "loitering" lol.

Then, about a minute later, some Real Housewives of Orange County type lady comes down the street with her dog, she looks at me, and says, "hey there, are you just hanging out?". Frustrated, I said, "yea, I'm just casing the place out for future robberies" and laugh. She gives a nervous laugh and in an apologetic tone says, "sorry, I've had my car broken into recently).

*sigh* At least they didn't call the cops. Not the first time, and won't be the last time...