ha ha, yeah good luck with that. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against a little vigilante justice as long it's not my neck on the line.
Go ahead, pay an "IT guy" aka, hacker to commit illegal felonies for you. The first thing he will do is extort you. Hackers are nitrous for doing it to their 'clients', especially well paying ones with a lot to lose, aka, "big program owners".
So why don't big program owners do it?
Prison time?
Retaliation?
Extortion?
Just because you think it's justifiable don't think it won't come back to bite you. The end result could be 10 times worse than what you're currently dealing with.