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1. Hire a lawyer and an accountant.
2. Two chicks at the same time.
3. Hire a financial services firm to invest the money in a diversified portfolio of short-term government and corporate bonds.
4. Use the interest to form a citizens militia. The militia would guard our border with Mexico and round up any wetbacks who attempt to cross illegally. The wetbacks would be handed over to the Feds, and if the Feds refused to do anything about it, the new policy would be to unceremoniously dump the wetbacks back across the border.
5. Form a 2nd militia to round up wetbacks who have already made it to places like L.A. and Phoenix. Send them back to TJ.
6. "Donate" heavily to every Congressman and Senator I can find who is remotely interested in securing our border, and make them know that the money will keep flowing as long as they make it their priority to keep wetbacks out of our country.
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