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spazlabz · 01-07-2011, 06:48 AM

I saw one of those things on TV and thought 'Huh, I wonder if it would work?' So I ordered one and it arrived a few days ago. I tore open the box and looked at it quizzically. I could not find out how to turn the thing on or even where the batteries go....

turns out the shake in the shake weight comes from the user convulsively shaking the piss out of this thing, I mean I have to actually WORK WTF!!??

after using it several times I will say there are two things I discovered;

1) you look like a complete idiot using one... seriously and if you are fat... things that should not jiggle WILL jiggle. I think my ankles undulated
2) it works if done properly. You grab this thing and make a lot of very fast short jerks with it and it has an almost immediate effect on your arms.

It looks stupid but works, I would actually recommend it

as long as you're alone

01-07-2011, 06:48 AM
spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	I did it, I bought a shake weight, let the redicule begin! I saw one of those things on TV and thought 'Huh, I wonder if it would work?' So I ordered one and it arrived a few days ago. I tore open the box and looked at it quizzically. I could not find out how to turn the thing on or even where the batteries go.... turns out the shake in the shake weight comes from the user convulsively shaking the piss out of this thing, I mean I have to actually WORK WTF!!?? after using it several times I will say there are two things I discovered; 1) you look like a complete idiot using one... seriously and if you are fat... things that should not jiggle WILL jiggle. I think my ankles undulated 2) it works if done properly. You grab this thing and make a lot of very fast short jerks with it and it has an almost immediate effect on your arms. It looks stupid but works, I would actually recommend it as long as you're alone Last edited by spazlabz; 01-07-2011 at 06:50 AM..