Originally Posted by dazzling

For the next Rambo Id like to see him be drafted by the American army to go to Afghanistan to take on the terrorists, but when he gets there he discovers there is no such thing as Osama bin Lardin and that it was nothing more then a CIA ploy to create an excuse to invade someone elses country to steal their minerals. The high point of the movie is Rambo sees a school getting attacked by American solders who slaughter all the children inside, so Rambo changes sides and takes on the Americans at which stage the kill ratio per minute hits a 1,000 and soon Rambo wins the war and falls in love with a gay afghanistani guy and in order so they can get legally married he goes to war again and wins and makes himself the President and changes the law to legalize Gay marriage and he gets married to this Afganistan gay guy who we will call Mohomad and later Rambo changes his name to Mohomad el Mohomad and seven months after that after a call from Tome Cruise he decides to change the countries religeon from Muslim to Church of Scientology and has to go to war again and kill another 25 million after which he realizes he really does not like being scientologist and decides to defect to Sweden and change his name to Hans Borg and take up tennis, but realizing he cant win he gets a sex change and joins the womens tennis and beats the venus sister and becomes world champion at which stage he remembers how he lost his lucky coin in Vietnam during the war and decides to go back and find and....