"Well" says an old fucker as he leans back in his rocking chair and tugs up his sagging belt over a rotund belly.
"...I remember when a group of young bucks dragged an old man in wet tighty whiteys from a hot tub and threatened him verily." the old man sniffs disgustingly. "Then ran to a forum and showed off pictures of the incident to their peers, bragging as to how they done did save the virtue of some poor, abused porn skanks. Oh they had themselves a hero's time being praised and backslapped nigh to death." the old man twisted his face is a very smug expression "But I's knows better, them wasn't nuttin but a bunch of wussy street punks, living their limited glory days while the gittun was good. They there lost their 'credibility' right then, pushin round an elderly man like it was something tuff. Nuttin but a bunch of punks trying their bestest to be men"
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