LOL! How fucking funny is this!!!
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Adam Sandler has parted ways with the assistant who allegedly cost him $1.2 million in luxury car gifts.
The funnyman failed to see the funny side of his sidekick's gaffe when he misunderstood the movie star's request for a matzo party to celebrate the success of last year's Grown Ups.
The Little Nicky star reveals, "I had an assistant... and I told him I was excited, Grown Ups did very well... We should celebrate with the guys, let's throw a matzo party and he said, 'Alright, I'm on it.'
"Then, $1.2 million later, he's like, 'I've got the Maseratis'. I go, 'No, no, no, I didn't say that; I said I wanted a matzo party. He said, 'OK, my bad!' I fired him... It was the second time it happened.
"A few years ago, my family was (celebrating) Hanukkah and I said, 'We don't have a menorah.' I call him (assistant) up and said, 'You gotta go out and get a menorah quick, sundown's coming.'
"He comes back and he goes, 'I got it for ya - a kilo of cocaine,' and I go, 'No, I said a menorah.' He goes, 'OK, so is it cool if I do this cocaine now?'"
http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2011/01/1...enn-story.html