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Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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Lol. I remember using that one.
Your mama's so stupid she spent an hour trying to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Your mama's so black she sat in a hot tub and made tea.
Your mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she flipped the switch.
Your mama's so fat she wore a Malcom X t-shirt out the house and a helicopter tried to land on her.