50%? That's all? In this country full of disgusting prudes? My mom told me that my brother and I will be sorry one day for watching Nip Tuck, that she tried to teach us the right way, and she will be in heaven, and we will be in hell... My dad went back to college for a new degree at age 50, and he overheard some kids in his class discussing porn -- he approached them and said, "I sure wouldn't give up my soul to catch the cheap thrill of looking at a dirty picture. Aren't you guys afraid of the fires of hell?". He was really proud of himself, because he said he never heard them dare talk about porn from that day forth. Perhaps he had saved their souls from the eternal fires of hell's inferno.
Probably people reading this will be insane enough to think my parents are extremists -- if so, it just shows how far porn webmasters are out of touch with the core of America. Just look at the 50% of the population that believes the earth is less than 10,000 years old... A huge % of the population would love to look at porn, but are scared to death of what god will do to them (my 16 and 25 year old brothers included).
I view my life fundamentally as a war with the prudes -- they are found in every nation on every corner of this earth, and they must be destroyed
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