Originally Posted by Barefootsies

1. "We were in the right place at the right time."

2. "We know where you go online..."

3. "...and we hope you don't mind being tracked offline, too."

4. "Your account isn't exactly secure."

5. "If it feels addictive, it probably is."

6. "We give brands fans—and the occasional headache."

7. "Get ready for some awkward moments."

8. "Apps can be tough to police."

9. "We aren't the only game in town."

10. "You'll have to wait to get a piece of us."