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grass doesn't grow on busy streets. started shaving my head in second year of university, 15 years ago. i was thinning 1st year university so i said fuck it, and it was the time of stone cold steve austin days, so i said why the hell not. i was on the skinny side back then so you can look sickly bald and thin, like tom hanks in Philadelphia.
Now i'm 240lbs and muscular, so the bald look they say suits me. Suits me? i had to deal with it. Don't let something small own you, you own it. Nothing sadder than a man trying to hide his baldness or thinning hair, a bald guy sees all the signs. I can see past the weird hair styles, the inappropriate wearing of hats all the time, the comb overs. The potions don't work, if you're lucky maybe you'll keep the hair you have left but at what cost? But to each their own. Come to the smooth side my child.
Respect, to my fellow bald brothers. May your scalps be shiny, smooth and honest. Amen.
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