So me n Lou Ferrigno got in a fight today...
So Im at a .... symposium ... and im interviewing and photographing a consultant of the national arms forces or some shit and this big mother fucker barrels into me and just keeps going. I yell "hey you big ape mother fucker watch where youre going" and I hand off my camera to my colleague and puff my chest assuming this degenerate is coming back with blows. But no... fucker kept walking. So I took that as a threat.... right? I mean Im an Man God dammit!...
So I run at this big dude, Wearing a pink shirt mind you, and jump on his back with a half assed choke hold. Which gets averted swiftly and im stuffed. I get up to throw blows and it comes to find out its Lou mother fuckin Ferrigno. WHo didnt know... mother fuckers deaf! I didnt know. BUt yea, were best buds now. Had energy drinks together. Lemon lime.
Howed your day go?
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