If you want to fuck gorgeous women with healthy, liberal attitudes towards sex, all you need to do is come to Montreal.
And until the middle of April, you can get a return trip on
Amtrak's world-renowned Adirondack Run from either Philidelphia (33rd St Station) or NYC (Penn Station) to Montreal and back - for USD$89.00
National Geographic considers the Adirondack Run one of the top 5 scenic train rides in the world!!
Sounds like a much better vacation to me ... and as long as you are not Elephant Man, you should not have a hard time getting laid.
Montreal girls like sex ... it helps keep them warm in winter!!!
Pimpin on a budget
