Originally Posted by MetaMan

Show up at the club at around 1:30am after all the douche bags have spent their cash on chicks. Buy yourself a jack and coke, ditch the straw. Walk around and pick up some stragglers.

OR rent a really expensive car and sit outside the bar at this time and ask if chicks "want to party". Make sure you have champagne back at your house. DO NOT spend more than $30 on these hoes. And make sure to use phrases like "O 1962 is a great year for this bottle".

Then you are in.