Oh god, you've done the magic thing again as I was typing the above post.
Fuck me Paul, you have two things you think annoy me. One is I live in a rented flat, the second is I am a magician.
These things do not annoy me.
But you thinking they do really amuses me, so carry on.
Try using the Wayback machine to find my old magic sites!
http://web.archive.org/web/200601080...agician.co.uk/
Here's my old site from 2006! What fun!