Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

He's actually gay.

The reason he has a hard time meeting people is because he is insane and extremely nerdy. He spends his days arguing on video game forums and usenet and he used to film a Yankees fan show on public access TV. Howard Stern's guys used to prank call his show all the time.

His horrible position in life has nothing to do with his cock, he's just a loser.