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A couple for the casino indians...
Q: Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek?
A: In the future they still don't have jobs...
Q: How do you piss off an Indian?
A: Hide his welfare check under his work boots...
One for the 7-11 indians...
Two Indian immigrants are chatting over coffee after having lived in Canada for a year each. Eventually the conversation leads to who of the two has adapted better to life in Canada, and which of the two they feel have been better accepted by Canadians in general. Obviously, both feel as though they have done a better job than the other. So they make a bet, and in one year's time they will revisit the bet and decide which of the two is more Canadian.
A year later the first guy steps up and says "I watch every Toronto Maple Leafs game, I love maple syrup on my pancakes, I drink Molson Canadian beer, and I love the noble beaver..."
The second guy shakes his head and says "Fucking Paki..."
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