Okay, I could not resist:
(for the Muslims)
When is the only time you can spit in an Arab womans face?
When her mustache is on fire.
Why are camels the submarines of the desert?
They're full of Iraqi semen.
What's the difference between an American girl and an Arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.
Not exactly racial, but a fave:
A Canadian guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Garth stops him and asks, "Hey Neil! Whatcha got that case of beer for, eh?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, eh?" answers Neil.
"Wow," exclaims Garth, "Great trade."
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