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I don't like racist jokes - find them insulting and offending, because God created us all different colors - as he loves the variety (one of the best porn models on which pictures I whack off often are black!!!!!) - but this is the way to post my signature. Sooooo.... here I go too:
1. A train and inside sits a white guy and reading newspaper. Then suddenly inside comes a black one.
- Good day - he says.
- A monkey ! - the white one screams!
- I am not monkey!
- IT SPEAKS!!!!!!
2. Guy goes to a whorehouse and asks the procuress for the most black girl she has.
- We have all kind of girls - asian gurls, russian gurls - we have black gurls of course!
They bring him a black girl, but the guy says: No, she's not black enough.
They bring him second - No, not black enough.
Third girl - not black enough.
- What a whorehouse- you don't have what i want!!!! I'd pay 10,000 for that!!!!
The procuress sends her toughguys to find the right girl for the client. They find the most black and pretty sexy girl for less than 7 mins - and brings her to the client.
The client is most happy. He gives the money then goes upstairs with the girl.
- What do you want me to do hunny? - the gurl says : Oral fuck, pussy fuck or butt fuck?
- No... just bend over. - the girl does that - mmmmm...
- Okay I got it - now go, I'm finished.- the client says.
- What the... what was that - she asks? Don't you like me? No fuck??? What was that?
- Nah... I'm just making repairs in my bathroom and I was wondering how the black tiles would suite on a pink joints...
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