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Originally Posted by AaronM
Pretty tame thread so far. Maybe we should kick it up a notch?
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Q: Why is there cotton in pill containers?
A: To remind blacks they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: What do you call a barn full of dead blacks?
A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: Why do blacks stink so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you keep blacks from hanging around your front yard?
A: Hang them in the back.
Q: What do you do when you see a one-legged black?
A: Stop laughing. Reload.
Q: Why are blacks such fast runners?
A: All the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What are 3 things you can't give a black?
A :A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.
Q: What was missing at the million man march?
A: An auctioneer.
Q: There's a black, a white, and an asian kid all in the same 3rd grade class. Who has the biggest dick?
A: The black. He's 16.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their asses?
a: To get the taste of black out of their mouths.