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Originally posted by dav555add
The light is Red.
Right next to you; a big asshole revving his engines.
He thinks he's about to start in the Daytona 500.
You rev up your engine, give him a "Go Fuck Yourself" look.
The light turns green.
You start to race him, but when you hit 35 you suddenly slow down.
He's long gone.
As you finally reach 45, you see a nice looking police cruiser turning on its lights.
The cruiser has just busted the big asshole who wanted to smoke you so bad.
He's about to get a $200 ticket.
As you pass the busted asshole, you slow down, give him the finger and a nice smile that says; "Who's the Stupid Mother Fucker Now???"
You can now have a good day.
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This reminds me of when I was just out of high school. I was in my t-bird and I pulled up to a stop light where there was a Cadillac on the left of me filled with about 4 kids. As I sat there waiting for the light to turn, the kids in the Cadillac were staring over at me and my girlfriend (now wife). When the light turned we both floored it, of course the t-bird was no match for the Cadillac, they sped up fast and just about 2 blocks up they hit a red light. As I saw that I started to slow down just enough so that when the light turned green I could hit it with momentum, which I did. This left the Cadillac behind me for about a block and as they approached we both saw ½ block up the light was red. So this time we both slowed down trying to time the green light. Without having to stop we hit the green light and both floored it. Unfortunately as we were going through the intersection (which was not a normal intersection it was where the left lane merged onto a 2 way road) the car on the left of us ran the yellow light and just side swiped the Cadillac. It forced them into my lane and me up on the curb to avoid being hit by them. As I drove away I thought that is not going to be a fun one to explain to their mom since it was obviously not theirs.