I know people do, but I can't personally entertain the idea of rubbing one off while holding my phone. Not when I have large monitors at home I can use.
Beating off in your car, at work, in the public toilet, at the school yard... If you honestly can't wait to get home to beat off, you have a serious problem. But thank God we're all here to cash in on them as that's easy money left on the table.
Countdown until some of you assholes figure out new ways to fuck mobile users over.
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