ADG, I swear to God....I would go to the casinos this last year with my hair long and blonde like that...and the SECURITY would come to me and ask me if I was Mickey Rourke.
That was bad enough.
But when I pulled into McDonalds drive thru with the top down on my car, and the black girls working inside all came running out to meet "Dog The Bounty Hunter"...well, that's when I knew the dream was over and it was time to cut my hair.
