Haha, those reviews are funny, I liked this one too
"But the biggest selling point of this great vibrator has to be the power. This baby can shake the ping pong balls out of a Bangkok dancer from 40 feet away, and believe me, I have. Her name was Ling!
My aunt loves it, and so does my sister-in-law. Sometimes my grandfather drops by to borrow it over the weekend for a 'personal project.' Yeah, whatever Grandpa.
I would have given this five stars, but unfortunately giftwrapping is not available for this item. "
