ok so I just joined gfy... and to be honest Im having a shit night.... just when everyone's getting ready to launch a new program, my business partners crazy ass bitch misses an episode of some reality show and we all have to lock the doors and bolt the medicine cabinets... oh yeah, forgot to tell ya, she totaled my corvette recently that she was not ever allowed to drive... but its my fault because its hard to see blind spots in it. The bitch STEALS my car keys and takes one of my car when Im out of town and its my fault?
Anyways after another lovely night dealing with her shit I've had an epiphany... I just need to find him a hot-as-fuck blind chick... Yep, that's the ticket and let me explain why....
1. she cant wreck my car or any other car because she cant drive... saves buying her a car too. This chicks already on her second.
2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats.. she can just get a microfleece at target and stfu. I mean I donno what you guys are spending on chicks but its ridiculous especially when he has no intention of taking it anywhere past her 26th birthday when he trades her in for a newer stripper with more tread on the tires...
3. arguments? they are immediately over... I mean seriously you can let her go for a minute or two but after that its simple... "look, you wanna keep it up? I'l'l move the couch... now what?" ...Problem solved.
4. Bank accounts, browser history, mindless tv shows.... dudes, the list goes on and on... I seriously cant see a downside to a hottie with some vision impairment...
Alright so thats my 1st post. gfy if you're not feelin it... add to my theory if you wish...
