Sabby, Sabby, Sabby. You know I love you honey, we've had great times together, many memories, hell we even have 5 children together (tell little Laura, that slut, to call her daddy once in a while) but I've begged you, for years now, to stop seeking self-esteem on GFY. But you never listen, like that time in Mississippi when I begged you - BEGGED you - not to drink 21 straight tequila shots and strip naked in the middle of Maple Avenue. Did you listen then? No - four nights in a Mississippi jail could've been avoided.
And here you are at it AGAIN. Oh Sabby, Sabby I - wait a second. I don't know you. Nevermind.
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