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Old 02-16-2011, 11:52 AM  
Rochard
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I'm not the smartest person in the world. If I was I would have unlimited funds and a staff of man servants to feed me and clean for me.

My best friend had the balls to tell me the other day that he was a good driver, and the fact that he was rear ended twice in the past two years wasn't his fault. Later that day we went out in his truck; Son of a bitch he tailgates like a motherfucker. I told him this and he told me he wasn't tailgating. I told him my sports car was one third of the weight of his truck and has killer brakes (I have Brembo brakes on my car) and I still keep proper braking distance. Sure enough we were driving at 35 mph, traffic stops suddenly, and he locks up his brakes trying to stop. The car behind us does the same to avoid him. He was wrong, he's been wrong for years, and he can't accept it. Thus, he'll have another accident.

Not that I'm a better driver than him or anyone for that matter.
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