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When was the last time you saw a banner that had an interesting creative?
Ideas for BDSM banner:
1.
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Anim gif with worm crawling across screen slowly interspersed with text. "You pathetic little worm", "That's right, crawl along the ground for me", "Jesus, you are fucking ridiculous", "Crawl little worrrrrm"
"You want to be talked to like that? Click."
"I said click you fucking useless maggot"
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2.
Just text. Maybe schoolgirl sort of font. White out of black. Slow fades between sentences:
"Oh, please don't spank me, Sir"
"Oh, please don't spank me"
"Oh, please don't spank"
"Oh, please don't"
"Oh, please"
"Oh"
"If you want to see her spanked, click here"
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3.
A 'spank the monkey' parody. Rather than a hand moving to slap the money, you have a paddle, and a delicious girl's butt.
So the butt moves across the banner, the paddle is (if you want) controlled by the mouse.
"Paddle the butt. Win a prize"
And then on click you take them to a landing page where the prize is a free zip gallery/free trial/free whatever.
4
Animated like the Pulp Fiction speech:
But with obviously BDSM Domme/Dom text.
"Why the fuck are you reading this banner. A fucking banner? Really? Have nothing better to do than sit there with your cock out reading this? Jesus, you are pathetic, aren't you? I bet you are fat. I bet your poor wife can't see your tiny cock cos of the rolls of fat. I bet you want to wank your little cock over videos of girls like me telling cunts like you what to do"
etc etc
You get the idea.
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And so on. This is just off the top of my head because I've just had my second cup of coffee and am feeling all creative.
Banners, generally, they are crap.
If you like any of the ideas, feel free to use them.
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