I love how he takes the full set of things that have more than one piece, shoes, bikinis... lmao
I once had a mamma cat that we just took in, Dallas, she was funny as hell. Anytime anyone put something on their grill, if they didn't put a lid on it, she'd go and jump on their grill, flames and all and swipe her some of whatever they were cooking and she'd have herself a nice fresh dinner. We would see her eating things we weren't having but couldn't figure out how she was getting it.... one night, a neighbor followed her home and was laughing his ass off by the time he knocked on our front door. He pointed at my cat who was eating a piece of freshly grilled chicken and said that cat jumped up on the grill and helped herself....... BUT, she sat there and waited for it to get done and then took it. He was laughing and saying how he had watched her and was talking to her and she sat patiently. he went in to get a plate for the food and came back out and she was jumping off his grill with a big fat chicken breast.
He never got mad at her, but some did... he just started giving her one of whatever he was cooking. Said if she had the balls to jump on a 500 degree grill, she must need it. lol
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