borked

I'm sure this contraption would interest Shelly.... best investment ever,

For proof of evidence who wants to see the results after 3 sessions with it:

1. My balls on top of ?3000 on top of my MacBook

2. My wife's nether regions on top of my balls on top of ?5000 on top of my Macbook

3. My wife's nether regions sitting on ?10000 minus the MacBook

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For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
(consider figuring out the email as test #1)