As porn-star-collecting actor Charlie Sheen and Libyan Dictator and Ukrainian-nurse-loving leader Muammar Gaddafi have lost control of their empires this week, both have made statements that seemed too bizarre to be real.
Odder yet, they've discussed their losses (the popular show Two and a Half Men, and the protest-filled country of Libya) in surprisingly similar terms.
Check to see if can you tell which man belongs with the following quotes...
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"And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you."
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
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"Don't believe those misleading dog stations"
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
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"I have not yet ordered the use of force, not yet ordered one bullet to be fired ... when I do, everything will burn."
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
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"I'm a fighter, I'm a struggler."
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
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"I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
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"I'm an F-18 ... And I will destroy you in the air."
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
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"[People are putting] hallucinogenic pills in their coffee with milk, like Nescafe."
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
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"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
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Who said it? Chuck or Mo?
So after all that, who do you think is crazier -- the man who surrounds himself with a "famliy" of porn "goddesses" or the man who surrounds himself with a fleet of virgin bodyguards?
The answers to who made each of the 8 quotes above will be revealed later...
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