george carlin:
"and another thing that gets me, are these self-help books, yeah.. .if you got help from a book, or anywhere else but yourself, thats not SELF-help....THATS HELP... please... lets try to pay attention to the language we've all agreed on.
and another like minded idea, motivational books and ceminars. i say if you have some joe schmoe sittin around in his house watchin game shows whackin his pud all day, books aren't gonna help. a baseball bat to the head about 40 or 50 times might motivate, or atleast get ya up, gather your socks, shit like that... and why all the sudden everyone needs to be motivated? if you ask me, we have too much motivation in america... rapists, murderers, CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIES... you show me some lazy prick sittin around beatin off all day and i'll show you someone who isn't causing any fuckin trouble"
good stuff
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