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Old 03-20-2011, 02:20 PM  
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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody View Post
Well, shit better change TOOT SUITE otherwise I'm on Swirlsgirl's side from now on:

Woke up to 3 sales. THREE. Switched to another processor immediately got 3 sales.

Now some would posit that I would've gotten those sales through CCBill if I had not switched. Fair enough. So let's check out some other numbers here:

Form hits: down to 8% (average 25%)

You know what? Let's just stop right there. Form hits.

Too soon to judge the other processer since I just switched it but 4 form hits, 3 sales. Hmmmm, why that's 75%! (See? I can do basic math.)

This 'pattern' has been going on now since fucking Wednesday. One, two days, sure, okay, shit happens. Fifth day in a row time to change processers.

Only question left: do we make a permanent switch if this shit continues?
Why do you switch back to CCBill then?

Or do you think both of your processors are mysteriously trying to fuck with your sales? (so you keep bouncing back and forth) lol

You and swirly girl have been making these threads for over a year now. WTF?

Why do you all keep switching back. If I was sure enough to make threads and posts about how I thought a company was fucking me I DAM SURE WOULDN'T KEEP PROCESSING WITH THEM?

This baffles me.

Do you guys think that they turn off their secret scrubber for a little while after you post this crazy shit?
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