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Old 03-23-2011, 11:49 AM  
Si
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Originally Posted by egonspengler3 View Post
I have a few suggestions... it's a holistic and hybrid homeopathic approach:

1. Visit http://www.prettybabetube.com and masturbate to a few of the videos.
2. Get a Fleshlight to enhance the masturbation experience to Zen levels.
3. Visit Twistys for eye-candy while choking the chicken.
4. Keep exercising. The pain will subside, but if you stop working out, and you start again it will come back. If you keep working out, then you can progress to even heavier weights and it will be pain free.

Benefits of my approach:
1. It helps you relax. Easier to sleep after you spill your load.
2. Masturbation takes on a whole new level.
3. Working out makes you more attractive, thereby increasing your chances of getting banged by a pornstar. The exrecise increases your testosterone thereby making you last longer than 2 seconds.

Hope that helps... don't forget to visit my site and sponsors and then masturbate to your heart's content.
don't think fapping will help stomach muscles to be honest! lol.
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