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Old 03-27-2011, 10:59 PM  
MrMaxwell
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http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/2283497632.html Sebring Convertible
http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/2212572789.html Sebring Convertible
http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/2268964792.html Cadillac
http://wichita.craigslist.org/ctd/2208854495.html Another Cadillac

Fuck I'm in the middle of nowhere, I'm looking for a god damned fucking car and the god damned loan company just turned us down for five fucking grand in spite of amazingly good credit!!! We were offered a 3% "promo rate" but our DTI is 42% and it has to be below 40% for god damned christs fucking sake there

christ on a cracker with nude nuns man

If you can't figure out how to buy a decent car for 5k, give up just give up
Research what you're buying ... as an example I like the cads, the seb convs, well you have to be sure the head gasket is good when you buy a northstar cad you have to be sure the timing belt has been done when you buy a sebring conv...... etc.. know what the fuck you're buying, look at it closely or have it looked at, you'll be fine

If you're concerned about breakdowns go to the best warranty company in the world http://warrantydirect.com - their warranties cost 3x what they use to, but they're the best in the world. Exclusionary coverage. Wear and tear coverage. Electrical coverage. Cooling system coverage. Just the god damned fucking best.

Power shield they'll sell you on your 5k car, though, it's good but not wonderful.

Anyway if CL will let me source, here's some 5k cars they ain't so bad
Bear with me I had too much beers, would you






Really, even when I had plenty of money and drove what the fuck I wanted ... i never had anything I paid over 6k for... nothing worth over 14k.. good used cars save a fortune if you know what the fuck you're doing when you buy and unless you got to swing a small cock in a pricey car there's no reason to spend more


WELL

I CAN see why people waste a fortune for a sexy ass BENTLEY ... I mean god damn the status, the car is just a sexy whore I'd sit in my garage TALKING to a Bentley ... Like this, hi baby .... are you warm enough.. I'm going to park you right there so you can watch this slut give me my evening blowjobs...... you know? What a sexy fucking car

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