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A Doctor is asked by his local Parent Teacher Association to speak to them on the subject of Human Sexuality. His wife is kind of a prude, and would try to tell him what to say, or not to say, so he tells her that he will be speaking to them about Sailing.
She was out of town when he gave the speech, and a few days later, one of the members of the PTA runs into the wife while shopping, and said, "Mary, your husband gave the most wonderful talk to the PTA the other day. You should be very proud of that man!"
The wife stared at her and said, "I don't understand. George hardly knows anything about it. He only tried it twice in his life, and once he got motion sickness and the second time his hat blew off...."
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