this one is a bit on the brutal side but it's one of my favourite Doug Stanhope jokes...
A man is having sex with his girlfriend and he yells out:
Boyfriend: I want to fuck you in the tits! I want to fuck you in the tits!
Girlfriend: yeah, but how are you going to make it feel good for me???
Boyfriend: Right before I come I'll stop punching you in the face!!
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