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There are 2 old Jewish guys walking down the street talking. They come across one of those born again churches in a store front. In the window it says "$100 dollars to anyone who converts"
One man says the the other, "I'm gonna do it"
His friend tells him "You are 82 years old. You have been Jewish all of your life. Do you really need $100 that bad?"
The man says "I'm gonna go in, wait for me here"
The guys goes in. His friend is patiently waiting on the street for him. About an hour later, the man comes out.
The friend waiting says "Did you get the $100?"
The man who went in says "Is that all you people think about?"
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