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One of my best friends from college (Class of 99) did not come out of the closet to his parents until last year despite coming out to everyone else about 11-12 years ago.He's from the bible belt in Texas and his parents are really hardcore evangelicals. Soon after he told them, his mom read him a 15 page letter that essentially told him that his life was being guided by Lucifer. Oh, and she only personally wrote the first 5 pages before the apparently wordy big guy in the sky took over.
She also recommended that he seek counseling at Exodus International, which is an organization that tries to help people not be gay.
So, I'm going to call my friend and have a normal conversation for a few minutes before putting him on hold. At that point, I'm going to dial in my friend Steven who has the gayest sounding voice that I've heard and say...
"Hi Adam, I have Steven on the line. He's a counselor from Exodus, your mom put me in touch with them, it's a great organization and I think that you should really hear what Steven here has to say"
Then Steven and his really gay voice will take over. We have it all worked out and it's going to be hilarious.
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